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LOL SPAM.

28th October 2007 / 16:22

Tagged: Funny, Geekiness, Spam

Spammers are silly. We already knew this (why do they send females ads for penis enlargements?!) but the proof was certainly sealed for me sometime last week when my inbox looked a bit like this:

Spam

Honestly... If you're going to have a sale, at least decide what percentage you're going to sell at. :P

Comments (13)

  1. Rachael's Gravatar

    Rachael
    28/10/2007 at 19:09

    Does the spam email put the ***SPAM*** into the subject line, or is it your email client that does that?

    Spam really bugs me. I keep getting offers of how to make my penis really large, or how to be better than any other man in bed... *sigh*

  2. Amelie's Gravatar

    Amelie
    28/10/2007 at 19:12

    ^ That's SpamAssassin... I used to have it delete anything it thought was spam, but because there have been a few false positives, I have it send everything to me but with a tag in the title so I can get Thunderbird to shove it in the spam folder to look at whenever I have time/am expecting an email from someone that I haven't got or whatever.

  3. Rachael's Gravatar

    Rachael
    28/10/2007 at 19:22

    Ahh, okay... My spam shows up in my Thunderbird inbox with a little flame next to it.

  4. Amelie's Gravatar

    Amelie
    28/10/2007 at 19:26

    Oh, mine does that too, but this is for stuff SpamAssassin's already decided is spam before Thunderbird's got hold of it. I just have a filter in TB to put all mail marked with ***SPAM*** in the junk folder so I can sort through it if ever I'm missing a Highly Important Email.

    Hmmm, wonder what's happened to my gravatar? I logged into my account and it's there, but for some reason it won't show up on any sites. How odd.

  5. Katy's Gravatar

    Katy
    28/10/2007 at 22:52

    eww, jpeg. why is that screenshot not a png or gif?! :P

  6. Amelie's Gravatar

    Amelie
    28/10/2007 at 22:55

    Because GIFs smell of wee and PNGs are huge.

    And before you start with the "oh but you can make PNGs smaller" ... LALALALANOTLISTENINGLALALA

  7. Louise's Gravatar

    Louise
    29/10/2007 at 7:12

    D: I get that one all the time. You know, this tactic doesn't make me more or less interested, but if they're still doing it, then it must be working somehow. :/

  8. Gemma's Gravatar

    Gemma
    6/11/2007 at 20:40

    He he he! I will never grasp the concept of spam email. Specially the ones that don't have a link to an active web site which someone might be daft enough to click on. I often wonder how much money, if any, these people make? Hmm... :-)

    Gemma

  9. Josh's Gravatar

    Josh
    7/11/2007 at 3:07

    Speaking of spam, I just accidentally spammed your FAQ by asking something I meant to search for! :D

  10. Kim's Gravatar

    Kim
    8/11/2007 at 17:25

    Lol! Silly spammers.

  11. Emil's Gravatar

    Emil
    9/11/2007 at 21:12

    What bugs me the most is when my blogs comment system starts receiving spam. Since I've got a very good email client I don't get very much spam.

    I keep wondering what exactly they achieve by sending those emails. I mean, who is so stupid that they buy anything...

  12. Emsz's Gravatar

    Emsz
    9/11/2007 at 22:05

    I get those too! They're annoying as hell, and I don't need my penis two times bigger, since 2 times 0 equals 0, so I won't be helped anyway xD

  13. Grant's Gravatar

    Grant
    20/11/2007 at 22:41

    YAY i get more discount than you HAHA

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