...and I think I'm one of them.
Let's see, in my lifetime of computer usage, I have:
- Completely killed 2 computers (both needed their motherboards replaced)
- Crashed every computer I have ever used (I am not joking)
- Corrupted countless Operating Systems
- Almost broken a processor
- Messed up a new computer within days of getting it
- Spilt water all over my laptop (twice) which then killed its keyboard
- Bought an expensive mouse and then broke it
...and then today, I broke my right shift key (the one I always use - I hardly ever use the left one) when I was cleaning my keyboard. I think I am a danger to these poor machines. :\

Emsz
11/04/2009 at 15:03
You do have an impressive track record :P
Aisling
11/04/2009 at 15:15
Wowwww. You suck! I can't recall breaking any computers. My Katima group mates (of the male variety) ALWAYS did. Hehe. Umm... no touching my computer, okay?
Hanna
11/04/2009 at 15:35
Poor Amelie. Here take chocolate!
Now that I think so do I. I exploded one and killed my laptop with tea...
Kaylee
11/04/2009 at 18:05
I've never killed a computer, or any other electronic thing. :D It's a good thing that my desktop is too big to misplace; I would totally lose it if it was possible.
Mimi
11/04/2009 at 21:20
Amelie!! You are grounded from your computers for LIFE missy! XD
Amanda
12/04/2009 at 1:49
Amelie, you're ruining my view of you as an awesomely 1337 computer ninja. :P
Dayna
12/04/2009 at 4:41
I'm impressed at the records. They might just be running away from you. ;) I'm kidding.
Vixx
12/04/2009 at 9:21
The secret may be to not clean stuff. Keyboard cleaning? Seriously? Wouldn't even know how to START with that. :p
Plus computers are made to be broken. They don't build 'em to last anymore - don't take it personally. ;)
V xx
Jem
12/04/2009 at 13:14
For a geek, you don't half suck with computers :p
Vera
13/04/2009 at 10:37
*pats* I managed to crash a Mac on my first usage by simply opening two excel documents -.-; I still have no idea how I managed it...
Rikka
15/04/2009 at 2:07
I know what you mean Amelie, I used to always cause computer crashes and viruses on our family laptop. It's probably because I'm not aware of the different websites I visit everyday. I am much more careful now though ever since I had that awful experience with the laptop not able to boot. :P
Chantal
19/04/2009 at 18:11
Impressive...
How about this: I've broken three keyboards in a row before they were even out of the box, all water related.