I've never really received many strange search engine queries, but for some reason I've started receiving loads in the last few weeks...
- who wrote my way
Um, I have no idea where I have talked about that. - my shift key is permanently stuck what do i do
Unstick it? - how do i hack ask&answer
Answer: easily - "disk error" ctrl alt del for reboot
...CTRL ALT DEL won't solve a problem if it's a disk error... - how do i write my own cms
With difficulty - why did the weasel go pop?
Because it did? - things you never knew about music
What can you never know about music...?
There are loads more but I can't be bothered to list them all :P
Ooh yay, my CMS is a year old! Ok, so not in its current state, but a year ago around this time (I made the first entry in the database on 28th July 2006, but that was after I'd done a few days' coding) is when I started work on it. Woooo
Edit on 29th July: Wow, they keep coming! Here are a few more from today:
- do the keys on my laptop come off
Well how do you think people put them on if they don't come off? - phone number on net culprit
...what - hello may i speak with the owner
No. Go away. - how to use cutenews
How about reading the Readme file? - my php scripts they are rubbish yes
LMAO.
Jenny
26/07/2007 at 9:48
"how do i hack ask&answer
Answer: easily"
... hahahaha.
Rilla
26/07/2007 at 11:41
Lol. This is hilarious. I need to go track my search queries too! :P
Kim
26/07/2007 at 20:48
LOL! Very amusing, I especially liked "how do i hack ask&answer
Answer: easily"
LOL!
Louise
27/07/2007 at 2:23
Haha. I'm sure I get some strange search queries too. XD
Happy birthday Amelie's CMS!
Amber
27/07/2007 at 16:59
By far my best search query is 'we all love Amber Fuller Ava Rae'. It makes my ego swell every time. :P
Rachael
30/07/2007 at 16:33
Haha. They're funny. My favourite one from mine is "sexual things to do with a banana"... Gee, I could think of a few suggestions. *won't repeat them*
Louise
1/08/2007 at 2:38
LOL! Those new ones are crazy!
Catherine
2/08/2007 at 1:01
I wish my search engine queries were exciting or funny. All I get are searches for Harry Potter 7 spoilers.
Jordie
2/08/2007 at 7:34
"how do i hack ask&answer
Answer: easily"
LOL
Skye
2/08/2007 at 15:09
This is funny, especially hacking ask and answer. lol
Tracy
3/08/2007 at 16:03
Lol about the searches :) Those are quite weird indeed. Happy birthday to you CMS. I admire people who can write their own ;)
Shannon
5/08/2007 at 9:37
It's just so me to immediately try some of these search queries just to see if your site turns up.
I never get any very strange ones.
Shawna
8/08/2007 at 2:43
"my php scripts they are rubbish yes"
LMAO!
The best one I've gotten recently was this: "every myspace code ever"