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Strange search queries

25th July 2007 / 22:12

Tagged: CMS, Funny, Geekiness, Rambling

I've never really received many strange search engine queries, but for some reason I've started receiving loads in the last few weeks...

  1. who wrote my way
    Um, I have no idea where I have talked about that.
  2. my shift key is permanently stuck what do i do
    Unstick it?
  3. how do i hack ask&answer
    Answer: easily
  4. "disk error" ctrl alt del for reboot
    ...CTRL ALT DEL won't solve a problem if it's a disk error...
  5. how do i write my own cms
    With difficulty
  6. why did the weasel go pop?
    Because it did?
  7. things you never knew about music
    What can you never know about music...?

There are loads more but I can't be bothered to list them all :P

Ooh yay, my CMS is a year old! Ok, so not in its current state, but a year ago around this time (I made the first entry in the database on 28th July 2006, but that was after I'd done a few days' coding) is when I started work on it. Woooo

Edit on 29th July: Wow, they keep coming! Here are a few more from today:

  1. do the keys on my laptop come off
    Well how do you think people put them on if they don't come off?
  2. phone number on net culprit
    ...what
  3. hello may i speak with the owner
    No. Go away.
  4. how to use cutenews
    How about reading the Readme file?
  5. my php scripts they are rubbish yes
    LMAO.

Comments (13)

  1. Jenny's Gravatar

    Jenny
    26/07/2007 at 9:48

    "how do i hack ask&answer
    Answer: easily"

    ... hahahaha.

  2. Rilla's Gravatar

    Rilla
    26/07/2007 at 11:41

    Lol. This is hilarious. I need to go track my search queries too! :P

  3. Kim's Gravatar

    Kim
    26/07/2007 at 20:48

    LOL! Very amusing, I especially liked "how do i hack ask&answer
    Answer: easily"

    LOL!

  4. Louise's Gravatar

    Louise
    27/07/2007 at 2:23

    Haha. I'm sure I get some strange search queries too. XD

    Happy birthday Amelie's CMS!

  5. Amber's Gravatar

    Amber
    27/07/2007 at 16:59

    By far my best search query is 'we all love Amber Fuller Ava Rae'. It makes my ego swell every time. :P

  6. Rachael's Gravatar

    Rachael
    30/07/2007 at 16:33

    Haha. They're funny. My favourite one from mine is "sexual things to do with a banana"... Gee, I could think of a few suggestions. *won't repeat them*

  7. Louise's Gravatar

    Louise
    1/08/2007 at 2:38

    LOL! Those new ones are crazy!

  8. Catherine's Gravatar

    Catherine
    2/08/2007 at 1:01

    I wish my search engine queries were exciting or funny. All I get are searches for Harry Potter 7 spoilers.

  9. Jordie's Gravatar

    Jordie
    2/08/2007 at 7:34

    "how do i hack ask&answer
    Answer: easily"

    LOL

  10. Skye's Gravatar

    Skye
    2/08/2007 at 15:09

    This is funny, especially hacking ask and answer. lol

  11. Tracy's Gravatar

    Tracy
    3/08/2007 at 16:03

    Lol about the searches :) Those are quite weird indeed. Happy birthday to you CMS. I admire people who can write their own ;)

  12. Shannon's Gravatar

    Shannon
    5/08/2007 at 9:37

    It's just so me to immediately try some of these search queries just to see if your site turns up.

    I never get any very strange ones.

  13. Shawna's Gravatar

    Shawna
    8/08/2007 at 2:43

    "my php scripts they are rubbish yes"

    LMAO!

    The best one I've gotten recently was this: "every myspace code ever"

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