You haven't updated in, like, ages! Why not?
Because as I said before, I have a life outside of a computer screen and there are other things I like doing other than updating this site. If I get people moaning and complaining because I haven't blogged in x minutes/hours/days then it just makes me want to leave it longer. Heh.
I'll update when I want to and when I can. Deal with it. Anyway, it's not as if I don't regularly update, is it? Come on.