Spammers are silly. We already knew this (why do they send females ads for penis enlargements?!) but the proof was certainly sealed for me sometime last week when my inbox looked a bit like this:

Honestly... If you're going to have a sale, at least decide what percentage you're going to sell at. :P

I've never really received many strange search engine queries, but for some reason I've started receiving loads in the last few weeks...

1. who wrote my way
   Um, I have no idea where I have talked about that.
2. my shift key is permanently stuck what do i do
   Unstick it?
3. how do i hack ask&answer
   Answer: easily
4. "disk error" ctrl alt del for reboot
   ...CTRL ALT DEL won't solve a problem if it's a disk error...
5. how do i write my own cms
   With difficulty
6. why did the weasel go pop?
   Because it did?
7. things you never knew about music
   What can you never know about music...?

There are loads more but I can't be bothered to list them all :P

Ooh yay, my CMS is a year old! Ok, so not in its current state, but a year ago around this time (I made the first entry in the database on 28th July 2006, but that was after I'd done a few days' coding) is when I started work on it. Woooo

Edit on 29th July: Wow, they keep coming! Here are a few more from today:

1. do the keys on my laptop come off
   Well how do you think people put them on if they don't come off?
2. phone number on net culprit
   ...what
3. hello may i speak with the owner
   No. Go away.
4. how to use cutenews
   How about reading the Readme file?
5. my php scripts they are rubbish yes
   LMAO.

I had my final university exam this morning. I have no idea if it went well or not, the questions were badly worded and rather confusing so I answered them as best I could. If it didn't pass then oh well. Buuuut... That is it. That is the end of university forever! :D Assuming I've passed everything, obviously. But yeah, I'm done. Now the job search starts. *Snore*

Now that studying is done and out of the way, work on PHPAskIt 3.0 will be stepping up. It's almost finished as it is, but I'm wondering if perhaps there needs to be more done to it... Anyone got any suggestions on things they want to see? Most of what has already been suggested both at CodeGrrl and on my previous PAI blog entry have already been implemented.

Also... Is anyone good with AJAX, and willing to contribute to PHPAskIt? Obviously since PAI is a free script this wouldn't involve payment, but I would just need some guidance from an AJAXy wiz if one is available. I've tried doing some AJAX myself and whilst I was moderately successful, I don't really want to put out some JS that will most likely break or be full of security holes because I'm not very good at it.

...has anyone noticed the date today? For people who write the short form of the date in day/month/year format, today is 05/06/07. At 9 minutes past 8 and 10 seconds this morning it was 05/06/07 08:09:10, heh. For those who write the date in month/day/year format, 05/06/07 happened on the 6th of May. Either way, slightly amusing. Woooo

Oh and I've decided the tag cloud will stay for now. I'm going to try and make it all colourful and pretty and stuff and if I can't do that then the ugliness of it right now will be gone (promise) :P Thank you all for your feedback.